cash rules everything around me....

ok as i sit in stat class for the summer i realize all of the things i rather be doing besides listening to this KKK member talk about poisson distribution...like how i could be making money...

you see i have this little thing called a shopping addiction....whether is candy bars, clothes, alcohol, or my favorite shoes..i have to buy them all! therefore i need to find way to support my habit and since i consider myself on to high of a level to steal from my family like a crackhead i gotta put this ass to work....so here are some of my thoughts on how to make money:

1. stripper: there are two local strip clubs in my college town and im pretty sure i could work at either one...even though stripping is not socially acceptable, and im pretty sure my bible thumping family would come in there pleading the blood of jesus on my life and then throw holy water on my ass, i love those high ass tacky ass shoes! but lets be real im pretty sure i would see some if not all of my professors and that may or may not be good for my grades...

2. selling drugs: like i mentioned i live in a college town which means that drugs are a natural part of life...so it only makes sense to make money off of it...from weed to crack to speed, im pretty sure i could make money off of this stuff...only problem is i could go to jail, and my pretty ass wouldnt last in jail more than 5 mins, either i would be getting my ass beat for having a smart mouth or get more time for slicing someone's throat just because =)...




3. selling ass: i mean hey, i could stop giving away my nanny parts for free and start charging per hour (or minute)...but im pretty sure it would get old after a while, your pocketbook was only made for so many runs...


4. school: ummm yea about that...so i have to pay the white man to give me an education that doesnt even secure me financial stability when i get through...well fuck me 5 ways to sunday and call me a whore, i think not!


so what my conclusion??? maybe i should do all four to increase my stacks and ruin my nanny parts or maybe just drop out of school and become your local stripper/escort or stay in school and get harassed on campus about my ways of making money... hell i dont even know but i know one thing i gotta make this money and not let it make me