what really grinds my gears: tulsa edition....

watch this crap..





this is why my ass never goes to tulsa anymore! dumb! just DUMB!

real thugs dont make tapes saying what crimes that have or about to commit!

attractions addictions: kanye edition...

i dont thing anybody understands how much i love kanye, he is my favorite rapper and performer of all time...so of course i had to upload the video of him reciting some rhymes for the good people at facebook from his new album, which is tentatively titled "Good Ass Job"....its crazy how a rapper can capture your attention acapella, he still performs like he has The Roots behind him

what really grinds me gears: greek edition....

i feel like i always start my blog with "ok sooooo" or just "soooo" o well, on with the post....soooo i was in facebook looking at pics on the atlanta greek picnic's page and i realized somethings...i know everybody wasnt able to know what greek org they wanted to be apart of since birth like me however, some people just dont know when to keep their mouth shut...i dont understand how certain people can freely express their interest to be in one org and then change their minds and then talk shit about the org they used to want to be apart of...now people have told me that they have come to college not quite sure what org they want to be in, or they have more than one in mind, and then certain things happen to make them make their decision (or certain orgs just arent on the yard, so they go for the their second choice)...and i feel like is natural to be curious about different orgs and be well informed about what the organization they choose to join.....

however lately i have been noticing a lot of people who tell everybody what org they want to be apart of, how they cant wait till they get in, and even contacting some of the members in the org...and then some day they wake up and want to join another org, the sad thing is the most of the time its never for a legit reason...sometimes it they dont like a certain person in that org or they dont think they can get into that org...all bullsh*t...if you really want to be in a greek org, you will do WHATEVER it takes to be apart of that org and if you settle for another org for a bullshit reason, you are doing yourself and the org a disservice....

i respect no greek that joins an org for the colors, the performing, or the sterotype...before i became greek i had alot of women in my life that were delta's actually i didnt even personally know any AKA's, even my mentor during my freshman year was a delta...but i knew even before i got to college i wanted to be an AKA, the history, the principles, and the women that founded the organization let me know from the begning what D9 org i wanted to be apart of....

but i digress...i forgot what the hell the post was about anyway...the moral of the blog...if you want to be in a D9 that fine and dandy, but know the real reason why and make sure you understand it is a life-long commitment, even if you dont join a grad chapter after you graduate you will still be apart of the org for life....

and the church said....amen

fashion feaux pas....

ok so if you cant tell by now i love everything fashion (i said fashion, not trendy) an ive realized there is a lot of brand names that people still wear that really grind my gears...i just dont understand put the out of style ex-rapper's clothing line to rest i just cant take it....so if you still wear these brands, i still love you but im probably going to give you the side eye

1. baby phat- i mean come on they sell this shit in walmart now! not that there is anything wrong with buying clothes from walmart, because i pick the occasional cute shirt or whatever from there but baby phat? c'mon son

2. rockawear ummmm i just cant....i dont even think Jay-z wears his own clothing line anymore...is it the colors, the style or what? i just know if a dude tries to talk to me wearing anything roca-a-wear i will unkindly decline....

3. coogi- i will never forget this quote "coogi is where rainbows go when they die"....coogi just reminds me of retarded rainbows that drank to much liquor and threw up...a lot of "hood" people think that its "fly" and it means you have "swag" (by the way i hate both of those words with a passion) but i just feel like it means you are a label whore and just want to wear what is in style...

4. phat farm- if i see another dude wearing these with fat laces in them im going to hang them with their own laces #thatisall

5. apple bottom- most of girls that wear apple bottoms dont even have apple bottoms...so stop the madness and where something that fits you like "flat back"...just a thought....

of course there are probably other brands that i have failed to mention but these are just the few of the ones i see the most often...i mean we all now trends have their season so let these brands get laid to rest the proper way,  just let the hoes die!...of course these are just my opinions and even i have made some fashion mistakes in my life (suprised huh)... and if you have some of these lables in your closet feel free to wear them with your hearts desire...however realize its not really about the labels its about how you put pieces of clothing together...yes i went there...

things i think of at 12:39am.....

so as you can tell in the title its currently 12:39 in the morning and im still up of course, this is probably why am such a bitch in the morning....nevertheless these are the random things that are going through my mind at this time...

food im hungry as shit right now, but im trying to get it right and tight for the fall so im going to starve myself until the morning...if i could i would eat some qudoba right now...you will notice that alot of my blogs are about food...also i just dont understand skinny ass females who dont eat, especally the ones that are afarid to eat infront of guys, bitch please...you better stick that hot dog down your throught like its a football players dick...but i digress...if a man can deal with all of my craziness he can deal with me eating like an obese man eating his last meal...again i digress

shopping....the most girly part about me is my shopping habit...i pride myself on always looking my best (unless its one of those days) so i feel i always need to add something to my collection to keep me looking my best...yes i am a broke college student, and yes my shopping habit is probably going to lead me into selling ass very soon, but i still live for the smell of a new receipt...mmmmmm clothes

i have a secret obsession with rick ross...since his last cd i couldnt wait till teflon don came out...i've just been trying to decide if i wanted to download it legally or illegally...only time will tell...



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attractions addictions...

im in an extremely bitchie mood this morning....i dont know why but i just am, i think stat at 9am is starting to get on my damn nerves...i wish i had the things that make me feel a lil bit better right now...

like a bottle of captain morgan...it always gives me that lil tingly warm sensation and makes me forget my name, number, and morals...since i have given up my clear liquor days, i have a love for all things rum and this is my favorite...if i had a bottle right now i would drink it straight and then kick this dudes ass in front of me that asks to many question

mmmmm food...im hungry than a a fat bitch as sunday dinner, if i had something anything to eat maybe i would feel better...qudoba, kfc, or a home-cooked meal

ok so i already wrote about my obsession for redbull and how i need it in order to be sane in the morning and this is probably why i am so damn bitchie right now...i thought i would be a good person and not rely on my addiction this morning....but that shit didnt work! wtf...fuck this im going to continue to be an addict until i find something else that make me feel good or better than redbull....maybe i should try crack or speed i hear those keep you up for days...


moral of the blog i love food, need redbull to function, and am a slight alcoholic....and the church said...amen

team mac...

i have been a PC my wholllllle life, ive never worked on anything else and when i tried to use macs in the past i thought you had to be rocket scientist to work them...i mean i always like how they were esthetically pleasing, but they i just couldnt get away from the safety net that was my PC....however one day i saw the light...i've been through more pc's than a prostitute goes through condoms in one day...eventually they slow down, get viruses, and eventually you get the blue screen of death...since the growing number of students have grown on my campus i decided to see what was so great about them...and then i realized that i have been bamboozled by bill gates my whole life...mac not only look good but they work the like heaven on earth, especially for a computer nerd like me...i seriously think that everybody should give mac a try, and i bet they'll love it...i can say my mac was the best $1500 dollars ive ever spent (well maybe the second, since AKA robbed my pockets)...still skeptical read this

dumbass questions...

sooooo a big pet peeve on mine is when people ask tooooo many questions during class, now i understand here and there a student will get a little confused especially when we have a foreign teacher...however i think the limit of questions should be limited to 3 per class, and even that is pushing it...what made me even do a post about this are these two dudes in my class (yes one is black) and they constantly ask questions about the dumbest stuff and comment on everything...given that i am taking stat at the community college across the street from my school and most of the people in my class "have taken a break from college and decided to come back" aka non-traditional students...maybe its because im used to being in class of over 100 people and the professor tells us not to ask questions and if we do to wait until class is over to ask....however that still doesnt explain the awkward-ness of the comments made, i mean the black dude said that "histogram" sounds like a name of an STD, really?? you gotta be fucking kidding me...and then he comes to class in tall tees...yes im being judgmental just a little bit...and then this white dude questions all the OSU kids about what its like to go to a university, wtf? some people might say this post is really mean and people are just trying to get their education, which i agree with but i feel like they are interrupting my education by asking all these damn question...end of rant =)

attractions addictions...

as i sit here watching the little freshman in enroll in their remedial classes i came up with my next post...and since the blog is about what i obsess over i guess i should talk about some of my addictions..

redbull...i dont know what it is about this particular drink that makes me live for it but i do! redbull has keep many people from harms way or least from me...i have to drink one every morning so i wont be more of a bitch than i usually am... maybe its the shinny can or the pinkish color of the drink..hell i all i know that it is my liquid crack! my mom keeps telling that energy drinks are bad for me and i told her so is half the other stuff i do to my body...see the thing is im a busy body (in a good way) im always huslting and bustling trying to get stuff done for whatever org, job, or class im apart of therefore whenever i do get sleep its 3 or 4 hours at a time so when i wake up im in a major bitch mood...and redbull is the one thing that puts my bitch mood on low...i started to realized i had a problem when a certain person, that shall remain nameless, tried to stop me from buying some...i almost wanted bite hiis arm and run with my precious cargo...but i listened and didnt get it...well at least at first...then i heard my sweet calling my name, whispering in my ear, "brittany please dont leave me, i will make you happy please dont leave me" and who can say no to that kind of sweet talk...so there is the first installment of my addictions, dont fret there will be many, many more..

greek vid...

so this a video of some sorors i wasnt really into the video until it got to the ending...



it was too good to pass up "what is a delta"? lol

its just that kind of day...

ill spare the angry black women rant and leave you with a song that says it all...



and the church said amen....

parking nazis...

as i came out from my wonderful stat class i realized a small white piece of paper on my window, and what do you know its a fucking ticket!...i swear the parking nazi's are the worst at my school...they're douchebags that wear douchebag sunglasses so you cant see in their little demon eyes...i dont understand what scum you have to be and how many times you have to worship the devil in order to be a parking nazi...

im pretty sure most of my readers have delt with the devil's spawn especially if you attend my school...this summer i have been trying to watch my bitch fits so my mom  will stop thinking i have anger probems however i think i will have to come out of retirement for a day so i can set these little fuckers straight...

if there are anyparking nazis reading my this let me give you a little tip...one day i hope all of guys hold hands and jump off of the libary and then your bodies will lay there in the sun and burn..and then  a random hobo will come along and rob you and then use your bodies for fire to keep them warm....

ok enough of the psycho talk...next time you see a parking nazi kick him in the nads for me

j.cole "who dat"...

ok so i im looooovvvveee with j.cole...if you dont know him get used to because you will surely see him on my blog time and time again


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cash rules everything around me....

ok as i sit in stat class for the summer i realize all of the things i rather be doing besides listening to this KKK member talk about poisson distribution...like how i could be making money...

you see i have this little thing called a shopping addiction....whether is candy bars, clothes, alcohol, or my favorite shoes..i have to buy them all! therefore i need to find way to support my habit and since i consider myself on to high of a level to steal from my family like a crackhead i gotta put this ass to work....so here are some of my thoughts on how to make money:

1. stripper: there are two local strip clubs in my college town and im pretty sure i could work at either one...even though stripping is not socially acceptable, and im pretty sure my bible thumping family would come in there pleading the blood of jesus on my life and then throw holy water on my ass, i love those high ass tacky ass shoes! but lets be real im pretty sure i would see some if not all of my professors and that may or may not be good for my grades...

2. selling drugs: like i mentioned i live in a college town which means that drugs are a natural part of life...so it only makes sense to make money off of it...from weed to crack to speed, im pretty sure i could make money off of this stuff...only problem is i could go to jail, and my pretty ass wouldnt last in jail more than 5 mins, either i would be getting my ass beat for having a smart mouth or get more time for slicing someone's throat just because =)...




3. selling ass: i mean hey, i could stop giving away my nanny parts for free and start charging per hour (or minute)...but im pretty sure it would get old after a while, your pocketbook was only made for so many runs...


4. school: ummm yea about that...so i have to pay the white man to give me an education that doesnt even secure me financial stability when i get through...well fuck me 5 ways to sunday and call me a whore, i think not!


so what my conclusion??? maybe i should do all four to increase my stacks and ruin my nanny parts or maybe just drop out of school and become your local stripper/escort or stay in school and get harassed on campus about my ways of making money... hell i dont even know but i know one thing i gotta make this money and not let it make me

greek groupies...

as a member of the phirst and the phinest greek-lettered organization created by african-american women i am utterly confused about greek groupies or as proper people would call them "Auxiliaries"..i dont get it.. so you want to be in a greek org. with out being in an greek org?? wtf

even though i go to a PWI and none of them exist here, whenever i happen to visit our trusty HBCU down the street i cant help but stare at the strangest looking line jackets with "AAI", "KKI" or even "omega gem" on them...really?? you pledge to basically be at some random frats beck and call?? and then the ones who get defensive about their "org" say that because they are incorporated that they are a real organization...hoe please

in my opinion greek groupies are nothing but...you guessed it groupies that want to join forces with other groupies in order to be a united hoe front...we get it you want to suck dick and have a mission behind it

i know that i cannot outlaw these groupies but maybe i can give them words of encouragement..realize of you want to eventually get into a D9 org, you probably wont (with the exception of a few HBCU's), also realize that everyone looks down on you (not that everyone's opinion matters but if hundred people are telling you the sky is blue, it probably is)

im pretty sure this the first of many greek rants of mine...

warning...

in case you we're wondering i am a girl who doesn't censor herself..i make tons of grammatical errors, i curse on a daily basis, and can act sometimes mannish...so please if your looking for something encouraging or lady-like, go look for boring another blog...thise is me and my mind #thatisall

relationships are gay...

ok so anybody who knows me, know that i think love, relationships, and the institution of marriage are the gayest things known to man...i haven't fought with a number of my friends about the topic and i still feel the same way. lets face it most relationships end up with somebody getting hurt so what is the point of getting involved with in something that could potentially hurt you or another person?? it makes no sense!

on the other hand....im all for fuck buddies, friends with benefits, and etc. as long as the participating parties understand the deal (no catching feelings)...but not many people can have a purely platonic relationship with sex....

but back to the topic about this so called love thing....for example i was surfing my usual daily obsession NecoleBitchie and i found out that christina millian and the-dream are getting a divorce wtf ummmm clearly they just got together a couple of months ago (like 3), just had a baby and they are breaking up.....aside from the bank chritina and her lil baby troll are about to inherit, that was a waste of time...and thats what you call love wtf?...the dream could have saved his time and just fucked her and had a baby and had his side hoe without paying for a wedding, doesnt that make more sense??
anyways...

this is just the way my mind works, maybe one day ill find a young fine, intelligent, kappa or alpha to sweep me of my feet and make me fall in love.....ughhhhh i just threw up in my mouth thinking about that.....

the beginning.....

so im officially a follower...i have a blog like some of my friends. i hope the universe is ready for my crazy ass. this blog is going to be centered around the randomness that is my life, the things i love, hate, and obsess over....so if your ready and willing follow along...